First Football Game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was an exciting game too, a real nail biter. You simply couldn't have asked for a better game to take someone to for their first time.
After the game, he asked her if she had a good time.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tightpants and all the big muscles, but... I just couldn't understand why they were all killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was an exciting game too, a real nail biter. You simply couldn't have asked for a better game to take someone to for their first time.
After the game, he asked her if she had a good time.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tightpants and all the big muscles, but... I just couldn't understand why they were all killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
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